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valkyrien:

historicalawesomeness:

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valkyrien:

historicalawesomeness:

wahnwitzig:

historicalawesomeness:

repostallthethings:

historicalawesomeness:

i have my cat, i’m good.

I have my phone, my lamp, or my bed. I SHALL USE LAMPKIND!

TOGETHER WILL SHALL DESTROY THE ZOMBIES WITH LAMBS AND KITTIES.

I have about 4568765457898765456 books in a horrible pile, one of which is a book on how to make homemade lightning. 

and thus the flying ace community survives the zombie apocalypse.

I have… *takes stock of the situation to the left* A mountain of books, a sheathed dagger, an assortment of leather jackets on hangers, my first-aid kit in a metal box, half a packet of Oreos on a plate, my cane, and a newly-greased pair of armoured leather engineer boots.

Sweet Gods of Chaos and Destruction, my room is a bunker and I never knew.

V, please please tell me you have a sword cane. Tell me, so that I can hop around my room in excited joy.

that would be so COOL. i might join you in jumping around in a room.

Sadly darlings, this particular specimen is simply a cane, although a very nice one. I do have a swordstick cane downstairs - the reason I do not use it is that we passed some very awkward blade restrictions a few years ago here, and at the time there was a great deal of paranoia and talk about it so I felt it was best if I just didn’t use it ‘casually’ anymore since I really don’t want to pay a massive fine in case for any reason it’s function came to someone’s attention. I’ve used the other one on occasion both practically and ornamentally, and when I used it for practical purposes after my second knee injury, I had to jump through hoops with the school about it because they were worried it might be ‘offensive and disrupting’ to some students, and also that it could conceivably be used as a weapon. We did get that sorted out, but imagine the hassle had there been the question of it containing a blade as well. I get enough shit from people for carrying a perfectly legal - and infinitely practical - pocketknife, I don’t need all that other stress.

I don’t know why it would make you all so happy, though, unless to just really prove once and for all that I am in fact a cartoon parody of a person ^^

I also propose that if shit goes down, we make my room the base of operations. I seem to somehow be well-equipped to deal with that sort of thing, although how that came about I do not know. We can share jackets and read until the whole thing blows over!

Thus, V is the savior of the flying ace community,

1. mokona-modoki5 reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   bon jovi cd i am immortal

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3. romanosbuttt reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   I can’t lift the closet, now can I? Because that’s the object to my left.

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6. a-rave reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   I’m so screwed… I mean srsly! A STUFFED DOMO?!?!

7. darty7 reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   I am screwed I have a footstool next to me. So um yeah.

8. bound-by-destiny reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   I’m gonna kill some zombies with my badass pillow!

9. radiantenigma reblogged this from ihategoodbyescanwesayseeul8r and added:

   I have a roll of toilet paper with oswald the lucky rabbit in it. Yeah, I’ll survive

10. scriptoflight reblogged this from blacksoulblood and added:

    a big white wall X’D

11. blacksoulblood reblogged this from clownaddict and added:

    …I got a bed! 8D

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13. clownaddict reblogged this from ask-mama-doflamingo and added:

    Either a box or a sticker with Chopper….. yeah I’ll go with the box.

14. ask-mama-doflamingo reblogged this from fucking-personal-blog-man and added:

    Michael Jackson The Immortal World Tour by Cirque du Soleil tickets… oooo damn…

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17. deden93 reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    a teddybear, so screwed

18. thathilomgirl reblogged this from worldwithinworld and added:

    A camera. If zombies are light sensitive, then I’ll be fine.

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    All i have to defend myself is an empty Yogert Mill cup and platic spoon… I can work with this.

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    my wall

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25. mrsphilcoulson reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    I blanket… Yep I’d say I’m pretty well screwed… At least we still have the plan we made in French class, eh Mrs. Gamgee.

26. that-riot reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    I’m my-sister’s-mason-jar-of-ice screwed. -_-

27. sherlockingtoohard reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    Freakin’ Popsicle stick. .-. I’m dead. Soo dead.

28. crystaltenshi reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    …I have an empty plastic baggie that used to contain lollies. I have a stubbie holder (empty) I have a graphics tablet...

29. elbigcookie reblogged this from theohsnapper and added:

    ist my phone

30. thebestkindofhell reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    Let’s strangle Zombies with a measure tape! ;D

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    Im screwed, tissues will not do anything

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40. romssss reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    i have a wall

41. misty-rainbows reblogged this from noturtypicalgal and added:

    Window curtains?

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43. nataliaarlovskaya reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    It’s a filing cabinet. On the one hand, I can drop it on everyone’s head. On the other, how the hell do I pick it up

44. calicoskys reblogged this from amayapapaya and added:

    This doesn’t look good I just have a camera.

45. amayapapaya reblogged this from herbalnutria and added:

    I really don’t want to get close enough to a zombie to hit them with a fucking shoe!

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47. simsonata reblogged this from simsinthemovie and added:

    My giant teddy bear. Kill it with adorableness?

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