i have my cat, i’m good.
I have my phone, my lamp, or my bed. I SHALL USE LAMPKIND!
TOGETHER WILL SHALL DESTROY THE ZOMBIES WITH LAMBS AND KITTIES.
I have about 4568765457898765456 books in a horrible pile, one of which is a book on how to make homemade lightning.
and thus the flying ace community survives the zombie apocalypse.
I have… *takes stock of the situation to the left* A mountain of books, a sheathed dagger, an assortment of leather jackets on hangers, my first-aid kit in a metal box, half a packet of Oreos on a plate, my cane, and a newly-greased pair of armoured leather engineer boots.
Sweet Gods of Chaos and Destruction, my room is a bunker and I never knew.
V, please please tell me you have a sword cane. Tell me, so that I can hop around my room in excited joy.
that would be so COOL. i might join you in jumping around in a room.
Sadly darlings, this particular specimen is simply a cane, although a very nice one. I do have a swordstick cane downstairs - the reason I do not use it is that we passed some very awkward blade restrictions a few years ago here, and at the time there was a great deal of paranoia and talk about it so I felt it was best if I just didn’t use it ‘casually’ anymore since I really don’t want to pay a massive fine in case for any reason it’s function came to someone’s attention. I’ve used the other one on occasion both practically and ornamentally, and when I used it for practical purposes after my second knee injury, I had to jump through hoops with the school about it because they were worried it might be ‘offensive and disrupting’ to some students, and also that it could conceivably be used as a weapon. We did get that sorted out, but imagine the hassle had there been the question of it containing a blade as well. I get enough shit from people for carrying a perfectly legal - and infinitely practical - pocketknife, I don’t need all that other stress.
I don’t know why it would make you all so happy, though, unless to just really prove once and for all that I am in fact a cartoon parody of a person ^^
I also propose that if shit goes down, we make my room the base of operations. I seem to somehow be well-equipped to deal with that sort of thing, although how that came about I do not know. We can share jackets and read until the whole thing blows over!
Thus, V is the savior of the flying ace community,4,068 notes
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