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i have my cat, i’m good.

I have my phone, my lamp, or my bed. I SHALL USE LAMPKIND!

TOGETHER WILL SHALL DESTROY THE ZOMBIES WITH LAMBS AND KITTIES.

I have about 4568765457898765456 books in a horrible pile, one of which is a book on how to make homemade lightning. 

and thus the flying ace community survives the zombie apocalypse.

I have… *takes stock of the situation to the left* A mountain of books, a sheathed dagger, an assortment of leather jackets on hangers, my first-aid kit in a metal box, half a packet of Oreos on a plate, my cane, and a newly-greased pair of armoured leather engineer boots.

Sweet Gods of Chaos and Destruction, my room is a bunker and I never knew.

V, please please tell me you have a sword cane. Tell me, so that I can hop around my room in excited joy.

that would be so COOL. i might join you in jumping around in a room.

1. mokona-modoki5 reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   bon jovi cd i am immortal

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3. romanosbuttt reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   I can’t lift the closet, now can I? Because that’s the object to my left.

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6. a-rave reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   I’m so screwed… I mean srsly! A STUFFED DOMO?!?!

7. darty7 reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   I am screwed I have a footstool next to me. So um yeah.

8. bound-by-destiny reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

   I’m gonna kill some zombies with my badass pillow!

9. radiantenigma reblogged this from ihategoodbyescanwesayseeul8r and added:

   I have a roll of toilet paper with oswald the lucky rabbit in it. Yeah, I’ll survive

10. scriptoflight reblogged this from blacksoulblood and added:

    a big white wall X’D

11. blacksoulblood reblogged this from clownaddict and added:

    …I got a bed! 8D

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13. clownaddict reblogged this from ask-mama-doflamingo and added:

    Either a box or a sticker with Chopper….. yeah I’ll go with the box.

14. ask-mama-doflamingo reblogged this from fucking-personal-blog-man and added:

    Michael Jackson The Immortal World Tour by Cirque du Soleil tickets… oooo damn…

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17. deden93 reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    a teddybear, so screwed

18. thathilomgirl reblogged this from worldwithinworld and added:

    A camera. If zombies are light sensitive, then I’ll be fine.

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21. lady-insanity reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    All i have to defend myself is an empty Yogert Mill cup and platic spoon… I can work with this.

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23. onlylearnedbadthings reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    my wall

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25. mrsphilcoulson reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    I blanket… Yep I’d say I’m pretty well screwed… At least we still have the plan we made in French class, eh Mrs. Gamgee.

26. that-riot reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    I’m my-sister’s-mason-jar-of-ice screwed. -_-

27. sherlockingtoohard reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    Freakin’ Popsicle stick. .-. I’m dead. Soo dead.

28. crystaltenshi reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    …I have an empty plastic baggie that used to contain lollies. I have a stubbie holder (empty) I have a graphics tablet...

29. elbigcookie reblogged this from theohsnapper and added:

    ist my phone

30. thebestkindofhell reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    Let’s strangle Zombies with a measure tape! ;D

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    Im screwed, tissues will not do anything

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40. romssss reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    i have a wall

41. misty-rainbows reblogged this from noturtypicalgal and added:

    Window curtains?

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43. nataliaarlovskaya reblogged this from so-relatable and added:

    It’s a filing cabinet. On the one hand, I can drop it on everyone’s head. On the other, how the hell do I pick it up

44. calicoskys reblogged this from amayapapaya and added:

    This doesn’t look good I just have a camera.

45. amayapapaya reblogged this from herbalnutria and added:

    I really don’t want to get close enough to a zombie to hit them with a fucking shoe!

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47. simsonata reblogged this from simsinthemovie and added:

    My giant teddy bear. Kill it with adorableness?

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